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dubstep and cats? If there are things you must know, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Buffy, Harry Potter and Quentin Tarantino will be heavily blogged. I hate seagulls. Those fuckers are up to something.

shrek one:

BEST

shrek two:

the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three:

bad

shrek four:

bad

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

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lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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Deathly Hallows book quotes

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berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

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akkeyroomi:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

WHY AM I SO AMUSED

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roarkshop:

thunder-twonk:

majesticajeff:

moriartys-tea:

ofwingsandmagic:

ohnodesdemona:

pennyshipswincest:

#boy

~chills~

for all those people who think cas is a naturally submissive waif of a being

dat boy tho

I remember watching this and my jaw just dropping because if i was Sam i would have taken a few steps back because that is actually kinda scary

Why do I get the feeling John would react the exact same if Dean ever said anything to him?

In other news I would have loved to see how many times they had to shoot this because Jared was being a goof about being called ‘boy’.

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Brother's friend:

I just realized why girls don't play (American) football. It's because they're wimpy.

Dad, with laughter:

you'd better not say that to your mom or your sister.

Me:

yeah. you shouldn't say it to them. Or my brother, or me, or anyone ever again.