sir

dubstep and cats? If there are things you must know, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Buffy, Harry Potter and Quentin Tarantino will be heavily blogged. I hate seagulls. Those fuckers are up to something.

shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

(via lord-of-sarcasm)

rainyones:

karenstarrs:

  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS

40ozhoe:

cheefkief:

40ozhoe:

me cause football right around the corner 

Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.

Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

we takin’ over 

(Source: anquanboldin, via blondy--rose)

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

(via rainyones)

dean-has-pie:

I thank God every day for Bo Burnham.

dean-has-pie:

I thank God every day for Bo Burnham.

(via condescendingnova)

lnternetdad:

truly a god

lnternetdad:

truly a god

(via condescendingnova)

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

(via condescendingnova)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit:

There needs to be a collective noun for Deadpools. A chimichanga of Deadpools?

shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit:

There needs to be a collective noun for Deadpools. A chimichanga of Deadpools?

(via lovelyladylaudanum)